“DAMNIT WONDER WOMAN, I AM THE DARKNESS”
I’m laughing too hard not to reblog this.
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THIS, GODDAMMIT.
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awesomepeoplehangingouttogether:
John Belushi, Muddy Waters, Johnny Winter and Dan Aykroyd
THESE FINE FELLOWS.
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Look, I made a gif of this most awesome wizard at the Leaky Cauldron!
DUDE IS READING ‘A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME’ BY STEPHEN HAWKING
I NEVER REALIZED
are you serious
I always assumed wizards just ignored science, because the fact that “magic” exists, can explain anything. But there are MuggleBorn wizards, ones who, until they were eleven, lived in the real world and learned science and things. Did they all just abandon that normal, muggle knowledge, like Harry did? It’s always been there, itching in the back of my mind.
FOUR FOR YOU SCIENCE WIZARD
YOU GO SCIENCE WIZARD
can we point out that he’s doing wandless magic too
like voldemort couldnt even do that shit
molly fuckin weasley couldnt fuckin do that
who are you
Because I always wanted to be this guy…
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“
I can describe an axe entering a human skull in great explicit detail and no one will blink twice at it. I provide a similar description, just as detailed, of a penis entering a vagina, and I get letters about it and people swearing off.
To my mind this is kind of frustrating, it’s madness. Ultimately, in the history of [the] world, penises entering vaginas have given a lot of people a lot of pleasure; axes entering skulls, well, not so much.
” —(Source: buchananking, via cosplaydeviants)
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RANDOM ENCOUNTER!
ILL FORTUNE appears!
DAVE used Positive Outlook!
DAVE’s attack fizzles.
ILL FORTUNE attacks DAVE with Common Cold!
Hits! DAVE takes 72 damage.
DAVE rests. Common Cold removed!
ILL FORTUNE used Chronic Flareup!
It’s super effective! DAVE takes 932 damage.
Status ailment: Returning Chronic Episode of Lower Back Pain!
DAVE is knocked out!
ILL FORTUNE flees. No XP or GP awarded.
Warp back to town? y/n
Y
You are at the inn. Rest for the night? y/n
N
DAVE used item: 1x Last Leftover of Codeine Prescription!
Nothing happens.
DAVE: “Rats!”
Rest for the night? y/n
Y
The party has restored HP! However, DAVE has not cleared status ailments!
DAVE awakens in pain. 297 HP depleted. No AP replenished.
DAVE: “Ouch! This sucks!”
Where to?
O Warp to the Pub
O Warp to the Marketplace
X Warp to the Dungeon of Employment
You are at the workplace!
DAVE used item: 1x Energy Drink!
1x Daily Grind!
The day passes quickly. 80 GP awarded. Chronic Episode of Lower Back Pain hinders progress! 12 XP awarded. 362 HP depleted.
Warp to home? y/n
Y
DAVE is still in unremitting pain! 488 HP depleted.
DAVE wants to use Alchemy!
Use which Items?
- 1x Brandy
- 1x Honey
- 1x Tea
DAVE created item: 1x Hot Toddy! Alchemy skill increased!
DAVE used item: 1x Hot Toddy!
Status ailments cured! Chronic Episode of Lower Back Pain removed!
DAVE gained status ailment: A Little Tipsy
DAVE gained status ailment: Kind of Sweaty
DAVE: “Say, if it means I can walk, I’ll drink to that!”
Rest for the night? y/n
N
DAVE used item: 1x Next Episode of “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia!”
DAVE: “Now we’re talking! Let’s go!”
DAVE used item: 3x Leftovers! All HP restored!
Rest for the night? y/n
Y
